Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-29
- RT @TheAuthorGuy: The Hopey-Changie tribe, have counted coup. Orange, spray tanned scalps fly from their lodge pole. #
- RT @TheAuthorGuy: Tiger going on about being helpless to stop shagging lingerie models. The Horror! The Horror! #
- @CRA1G Boehner is clearly an oompaloompa who got too big and had to be kicked out. Like many bad seeds, he turned to politics. in reply to CRA1G #
- Lord of the Class http://bit.ly/b4zUjr #
- RT @robkroese: This health care bill is a crock. I’ve had a headache all day. #
- RT @sunilsebastian: Shaking your fist at yourself can be misinterpreted in the modern business meeting. #meetingtips #
- RT @eclipsante: Warning: This tweet was created in a plant that processes peanuts. May also contain gluten and your mom. #
- @KateSherrod heehee. @eclipsante is one of the funnier folks here in Denver. in reply to KateSherrod #
- Btw, 10 inches or so of snow due in Denver. It’s damn near APRIL. #thisisnotokay #
- @CodeN1Nj4 I’ve been a Colorado resident for 20 years. #damnnearnative Late snows still bug me. #itwas70twodaysago in reply to CodeN1Nj4 #
- @crimsonsky76 Instead, I got an nVidia 220GT and a 22″ LCD monitor. #newTV #STOlooksamazing in reply to crimsonsky76 #
- RT @BstiNatosi: George Carlin would have had a lot of fun with the notion that there is a yogurt that makes you poop. #
- @KateSherrod I’ve had over 50 tabs open. #addgonewild in reply to KateSherrod #
- @aarondelay We got our snopocalypse later than the rest of the country in reply to aarondelay #
- @KateSherrod Well, it’s not as though you eat live hamsters #asfarasiknow in reply to KateSherrod #
- @KateSherrod o_O in reply to KateSherrod #
- @niassa I know that statistically March is Denver’s snowiest month. Never been okay with it. #snowgrumpy in reply to niassa #
- @niassa If I ever return to writing, that’s a fine idea. in reply to niassa #
- @niassa I coulda sworn Bieber was Ellen Page in drag. in reply to niassa #
- Cryptic’s Jack Emmert: No Plans For Consoles, STO over 100K subscribers http://bit.ly/9sv2AD #
- @Alli_Flowers That’s Google Voice’s passive/aggressive way of saying you never call, you never write… in reply to Alli_Flowers #
- @KateSherrod YOU CAN CLOSE A BROWSER? #thingsineverseemtodo in reply to KateSherrod #
- I’m furious today with someone’s lack of integrity. #youknowwhoyouare #
- @KateSherrod /blinkblink #stunned in reply to KateSherrod #
- @KateSherrod Can we substitute a lemur if no Guinea pigs are available? #iknowaguy in reply to KateSherrod #
- Comfort burrito consumed. Still furious. #youthinkyouknowsomeone #30piecesofsilver #
- And Robert Culp died today. #saddayfortherebellion #
- @niassa Thank you! #notashamedofwhymygenerationknewRobertCulp in reply to niassa #
- RT @robkroese: Today, rather than faxing something, I took a screenshot in Word, pasted it into a jpeg and emailed it. I call it fauxing. #
- @dgawlik324 trololololololololololololo… No, that’s not it… in reply to dgawlik324 #
- RT @FakeAPStylebook: To use a Euro symbol, do UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START. #
- @niassa The sad this is that thanks to my dyslexia, I read these normally and didn’t get the joke at first. #brainfail in reply to niassa #
- @niassa I hung up my screenwriter spurs a decade ago. in reply to niassa #
- RT @maureenjohnson: Me: Ooh! Bowl of mints! Yum! *noms* Bowl of Mints: We are rocks. #luncherrors #
- Making my way onto the third season of Enterprise. Gah, they ruined the theme song! #trekshouldbeepic #
- @maureenjohnson Why do the Italians keep serving you rocks? in reply to maureenjohnson #
- @Alli_Flowers I was once trapped on a broken down escalator for three hours. #truestory in reply to Alli_Flowers #
- Getting some kind of repiratory bug on Friday night. #yay #
- @ichadman There is NO SUCH THING as too much Chipotle. #biteyourtongue in reply to ichadman #
- @jeanettemarsh I’m thinking antibiotic thoughts. #viriifearmymind in reply to jeanettemarsh #
- So this one time, at band camp, I fell asleep. #boringbandcampstories #
- The virus might be making a preemptive strike on my neural pathways to cancel my healing thoughts. #weirderthanusual #
- @BstiNatosi It’s the ATTACK OF THE FOLLOW FRIDAY RANDOMIZER! in reply to BstiNatosi #
- @BstiNatosi or maybe they just like socks. in reply to BstiNatosi #
- I can hold the hacking cough to a minimum so long as I don’t lie down. #verticalsleepwillbechallenging #
- RT @eclipsante: When life hands you gators, make gatorade (or a nice pair of shoes). #
- Let’s play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is ‘Jeffkirvin’. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ #
- If I die before I learn to speak
Can money pay for all the days I lived awake
But half asleep? # - @rolandrsr I have the lung capacity of an 80-year-old chain smoker. in reply to rolandrsr #
- @rolandrsr I’m pretty sure it’s the unholy spawn of avian and swine flu. Plus SARS. Or just a lung bug. Like lung mites. Ew. in reply to rolandrsr #
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