• UC Blog: No, appar­ently he can’t be taught http://bit.ly/7EG8FA #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: zero-​base bud­get­ing — A method of writ­ing a state bud­get so that zzzzzZZZZZ… #
  • RT @JhonenV: if you’re my kinda nerd, you were dis­tracted by James Horner’s inces­sant self-​cannibalizing of his pre­vi­ous themes in Avatar. #
  • @crimsonsky76 WTF? I mean really, WTF? How can they stop sell­ing Word? in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • ProSwitcher is the MFing bomb. Worth jail­break­ing just for this. #iphone #late­tothep­arty #
  • @aslap­inthe­face <whisper>sometimes they don’t even know they’re stupid…</whisper> in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • Just got done lis­ten­ing to George Carlin’s “Last Words” on Audi­ble, and now @mikecane’s tweets sounds like Patrick Car­lin to me. #
  • RT @Ali_Davis: OK, teabag­gers, FINE. BUSTED. There are death pan­els. What wussy anti-​war lib­er­als want MORE THAN ANYTHING is to kill peo­ple. #
  • @aslap­inthe­face I try real hard not to think about that. in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • Oh, look, another Black­berry out­age #havin­gonly­onedatacen­teris­stu­pid #
  • @aslap­inthe­face I have never seen any such peo­ple. Just lonely copies sit­ting untouched at the super­mar­ket. in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane And yet, a whole herd of cat­tle will fol­low a llama… in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • RT @OTOOLEFAN: When are they gonna repos­sess Car­rie Prejean’s tits? #
  • RT @stinginthetail: i see Palin’s book’s called “going rogue” — funny, i thought that was to do with ele­phants tram­pling the poor ppl — oh wait… #
  • Good morn­ing, tweeple. In case you were won­der­ing, it’s snow­ing in Den­ver. Again. At least it’s tech­ni­cally win­ter this time. #
  • I have com­pleted my Christ­mas tra­di­tion of read­ing “The Stu­pid­est Angel” by @TheAu­thorGuy Christo­pher Moore. #
  • I should prob­a­bly start my Xmas shop­ping at some point soon… #
  • UC Blog: Miss­ing some­thing http://bit.ly/6PNYkv #
  • @rcartwright Way ahead of you. Will com­plete my shop­ping EXTRAVAGANZA with a sin­gle trip to the gro­cery store for gift cards&greeting cards. in reply to rcartwright #
  • @mau­reen­john­son is giv­ing away FREE copies of her book Suite Scar­lett for the hol­i­days! CHEER! http://tinyurl.com/mjmysterygift in reply to mau­reen­john­son #
  • Out­line for UC book 2 is shap­ing up nicely! http://bit.ly/6PNYkv #
  • ATTN Sub­way, some advice: http://bit.ly/7keFWA #
  • @rcartwright But why even have isosce­les cheese if you’re not going to take advan­tage of it? in reply to rcartwright #
  • @rcartwright Also, “Isosce­les Cheese” would be a great name for a rock band. in reply to rcartwright #
  • @nlow­ell @seth­har­wood eInk devices will be a curi­ous tran­si­tional device in ten years. I already read every­thing on my iPhone. in reply to nlow­ell #
  • I’m pretty sure Howie Long just called that guy a tool… #
  • Got one page today after a hol­i­day dry spell. It’s a start… #amwrit­ing #
  • RT @vg_​ford Break­ing news: glar­ing at word doc does not, in fact, pro­duce words in said doc­u­ment. Damn. #amwrit­ing #
  • RT @Bron­cosStable Show of hands… who has Gaffney in the fan­tasy lineup today for the play­offs? (crick­ets… crick­ets… Bueller) #Den­ver #
  • #Bron­cos have a chance, but they’ve got to get stronger on the o-​line #
  • And for the sec­ond game in a row, the Bron­cos watch help­lessly in the final minute as the oppos­ing team scores the win­ning points. #