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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-​10-​25

  • @del­rayser Hey, that’s an improve­ment. The Fal­cons used to only play irrationally-​numbered quar­ters. in reply to del­rayser #
  • @crimsonsky76 One of the rea­sons I’m torn about whether to pub­lish tra­di­tion­ally or not. I’ll address that next year. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • RT @jchutchins: Writ­ing tip: Go for speci­ficity, if pos­si­ble. Avoid vagaries such as “a lot” or “big.” How much? How large? #
  • @jen­ny­beanses I don’t believe that scones rock. At best, scones polka. in reply to jen­ny­beanses #
  • @NotZura That’s prob­a­bly prefer­able to angry mut­ton­chops. in reply to NotZura #
  • @scottsigler Look at this way. Any expo­sure to Pauly Shore will def­i­nitely help your hor­ror writ­ing. in reply to scottsigler #
  • RT @extralife: Daisy chewed off one of Man At Arms arms. Now he is called Man At Arm. #
  • @jchutchins comma comma comma comma comma chameleon… in reply to jchutchins #
  • @NotZura I’m rea­son­ably cer­tain that’s more than I ever needed to know about mut­ton­chops. Other than where you get the sheep. in reply to NotZura #
  • @NotZura Said the Irish­man who can only grow a goa­tee, not even side­burns. in reply to NotZura #
  • @Red­head­Writ­ing Well, you know what they say: Who goes to Vegas, stays in Vegas. in reply to Red­head­Writ­ing #
  • @Red­head­Writ­ing Can you kick it into the big Sparta pit? in reply to Red­head­Writ­ing #
  • @suzzzanna Go get your­self some Hot Wings of Right­eous­ness. in reply to suzzzanna #
  • RT @Ali_Davis: @suzzzanna To steal from Ben Franklin, boobs are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. #
  • @jeanet­temarsh Thanks for the RT! It’s going to be a chal­lenge to keep writ­ing about writ­ing once NaNoW­riMo starts, but I’ll keep at it! in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • @Nofrendo MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! in reply to Nofrendo #
  • @tib­bar­erew Dude, it’s Mon­day. You’re doing well that the servers aren’t actu­ally on fire or haunted. in reply to tib­bar­erew #
  • @tib­bar­erew With haunted fire! Ghost SysAd­min! in reply to tib­bar­erew #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane Wel­come back to the inter­nets in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @litchick77 Because they give you shiny money in reply to litchick77 #
  • @PhilRossi Does your insur­ance cover that? in reply to PhilRossi #
  • @Red­PenOf­Doom Now’s the per­fect time to go to meet­ings and look REALLY INTERESTED in reply to Red­PenOf­Doom #
  • @tib­bar­erew But they’re great for tar­get prac­tice. in reply to tib­bar­erew #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane WiFi mag­icks not work­ing? in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @scot­bot­mosh /​waves in reply to scot­bot­mosh #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane Gen­er­ally in those cases I just threaten to shoot it. in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane <singing>Send in, the clooooooones…</singing> in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @scot­bot­mosh I’m think­ing Google Wave would be awe­some for pod­cast­ing. Need to get @tib­bar­erew an invite. in reply to scot­bot­mosh #
  • @Red­head­Writ­ing Well then it’s a shame it’s an away game tonight. in reply to Red­head­Writ­ing #
  • @scalzi Yeah, that was me. It’s taken me all morn­ing to clear out the pr0n. in reply to scalzi #
  • @tib­bar­erew That is the worst Pink Floyd cover EVER. in reply to tib­bar­erew #
  • Brain red lin­ing in neu­tral again. For­tu­nately, I have Rock Band for my iPhone. #
  • RT @delrayser: Geek worlds are col­lid­ing!! RT @EWAusielloFiles: GLEE exclu­sive: Joss Whe­don to direct an episode!! http://bit.ly/4nquci #
  • RT @BadAstronomer: Some of you mis­un­der­stood me. By “iron my pants” I meant infuse them with fer­rite. It helps me find north. #
  • RT @robkroese: They should call me “Bal­loon Boy.” I wasn’t in that bal­loon just as much as that dumb kid wasn’t. #
  • Psst. Next week’s col­umn on my Manic Man­u­script Marathon of May­hem. http://bit.ly/oe8Lv #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane I feel for you. For­tu­nately I won’t have to deal with edit­ing until after Drag­onCon. in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • RT @brettq: Any good rec­om­men­da­tions for a Hackint0sh solu­tion? Some­thing 10 – 12″ with lit­tle to no setup. #
  • @dgawlik324 JavaScript isn’t so bad, but actual Java IS TEH DEBIL in reply to dgawlik324 #
  • @NotZura Wow, your facial hair is almost the exact inverse of mine. in reply to NotZura #
  • Norv Turner was so mad he almost had a facial expres­sion. #watchouthes­pitsvenom #gob­ron­cos #
  • RT @rstevens: All You Need Is Lar­vae #iflen­non­wasliterallyabee­tle #
  • @mws­me­dia Put a ripe banana in your very favorite ear. in reply to mws­me­dia #
  • @mws­me­dia Per­son­ally, I wouldn’t count Win­dows 3.0 and Win­dows Me, so that leaves 7. in reply to mws­me­dia #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane Let me know if that leads to less feed­back con­fu­sion. I often get con­flict­ing sug­ges­tions from my cri­tique group. #
  • RT @cindyscott54: RT @Teddy_Salad: Lat­est bank fee is for pay­ing off credit card on time every month | http://bit.ly/xoaDh #
  • RT @brian_tong: SNUGGIE for FREE! For reals! DO IT and look like a col­ored Jedi! http://suzzly.com/snuggiepromo.html /​/​Over street clothes? #
  • @angiek42 You know if you just trepan one of them the oth­ers will shut up. in reply to angiek42 #
  • @Whit­leyStrieber I think we have a bad rep. We’re the rural Arkansas of the galaxy. in reply to Whit­leyStrieber #
  • @ban­tam­spec­tra Dang, that’s a good one. Ter­mi­na­tor is faster but Robo­cop is bet­ter armored… in reply to ban­tam­spec­tra #
  • @ban­tam­spec­tra It think it ulti­mately comes down to which can think/​react faster: the T800’s CPU or Robocop’s human brain in reply to ban­tam­spec­tra #
  • @scalzi G-​string cheese: Dis­gust­ing. #
  • @Pock­et­God­dess This is why I refuse to have a credit card. I’ll stick with debit, thanks. #
  • @eBooksBN Any way to import my eReader/​Fictionwise libraries to use with the eBooksBN ver­sion of eReader? #
  • RT @NotZura: Cap­tion from Jony Ive video. http://twitpic.com/m9wqo #
  • RT @delrayser: Isn’t Palin jump­ing the gun? I thought authors went on Oprah AFTER their books were found to be full of fab­ri­ca­tions. #
  • RT @Veronica: South Amer­ica + Africa = T. Rex http://bit.ly/nSdAT /​/​Actu­ally looks more like a Carno­tau­rus, but still pretty cool #
  • @jkendrick Yeah, the Nook may finally make me buy an epa­per device. Just need a way to import my eReader/​Fictionwise libraries/​wishlists in reply to jkendrick #
  • @crimsonsky76 That’s make or break for me. If it inte­grates fully with eReader/​Fictionwise, or I can xfer from them to BN.com, I’m there. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @eBooksBN Great! How do I access my Fictionwise/​eReader libraries from the nook and other BN reader apps? in reply to eBooksBN #
  • @CRA1G WHAT? in reply to CRA1G #
  • @NotZura No, that hap­pens to me too. It’s even worse when they know my name, and I still don’t have a clue to theirs. “That’s funny, you!” in reply to NotZura #
  • The Shaw­shank Bar Mitz­vah #failed­movieconcepts #
  • @ban­tam­spec­tra You should really check out today’s strip at http://xkcd.com regard­ing today’s #fan­fight #
  • @rstevens I think that’s actu­ally Rule 35. #
  • Char­lotte the spi­der was a ter­ror­ist, spread­ing swine flu. #
  • @brandg I want a pub­lisher that under­stands that sales for all 3 books rise after the 3rd of a tril­ogy. Don’t pull the plug after book 2. in reply to brandg #
  • @brandg The pub­lisher needs 2 under­stand that many SF read­ers wait for the last book in a tril­ogy before buy­ing all 3 & adjust expec­ta­tions in reply to brandg #
  • @brandg Not say­ing the pub­lisher should expect 3 best sell­ers on the 3rd if the first 2 com­pletely flopped, but too many bail after 2nd now in reply to brandg #
  • @brandg Given that I’m in favor of the author fin­ish­ing all three books prior to the deal, I could live with that. in reply to brandg #
  • Too easy to coun­ter­mar­ket Verizon’s new Google phone by wav­ing your hand & say­ing “This isn’t the Droid you’re look­ing for.” #
  • @ange­la­james I kind of like the way the nook han­dles shar­ing. Of course I’m more of a Cory Doc­torow CC kind of author myself. in reply to ange­la­james #
  • Superman’s Blan­ket #NameY­ourNextBand #
  • RT @ginatrapani: I want to write a new TV musi­cal called Squee about work-​at-​homers who burst into song alone in front of their com­put­ers. #
  • @crimsonsky76 Nah, it’s just that kid again. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @NotZura @crimsonsky76 The hor­ri­ble truth being, of course, that Mir­a­cle Whip is will­ing to tone it down. in reply to NotZura #
  • @leo­la­porte The other prob­lem being that silos attract rats. in reply to leo­la­porte #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane So that’s basi­cally a large weasel sun­ning itself on a rock, right? in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @crimsonsky76 Booo! I want BN.com to Fictionwise/​eReader inte­gra­tion! in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 Well, I won’t be buy­ing a #nook then. Until I can import my eReader.com library, no thanks. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @jkOn­TheRun As long as I can’t import my 100s of books from eReader.com/Fictionwise to BN.com, #nook is a no-​purchase for me. in reply to jkOn­TheRun #
  • @eBooksBN Please con­sider allow­ing import of Fictionwise/eReader.com libraries/​wishlists to BN.com. I have too many books to switch now. in reply to eBooksBN #
  • @crimsonsky76 I don’t know why, but I read “Heineken can” as “Hein­lein cake”. Twice. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • RT @amber_benson: Looks like 1 insur­ance com­pany is try­ing to com­bat anorexic body image issues in young women http://tinyurl.com/ykka5t3 #
  • @crimsonsky76 Robert A. Hein­lein: Funeral at noon, BBQ at 2. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • Try­ing to decide. Brave the cold and snow for Chipo­tle for lunch, or be good and nuke the frozen entrée I brought? #
  • @jkendrick I men­tioned the snow, right? I know y’all don’t get much where you live, but in Den­ver, it’s for­mi­da­ble. in reply to jkendrick #
  • RT @iUberGeek: Win­dows 7 has been in pub­lic beta test with 8 mil­lion peo­ple for a year. Snow Leop­ard? The beta is now. #
  • @jkendrick The one time I remem­ber it snow­ing it Hous­ton as a kid, I used all the snow in the back yard to make a snow­man. He was 3in tall. in reply to jkendrick #
  • @Dar­ren­Humphries Of course, this being Den­ver, we have snow now and it was 80F (27C) 48 hours ago. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
  • @Dar­ren­Humphries @jkendrick What we con­sider a “dust­ing” in Den­ver shut down the city in Hous­ton. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
  • And yet, dur­ing the first snow­fall of the sea­son, I develop an irra­tional crav­ing for ice cream. #
  • @Dar­ren­Humphries What’s your moose count? in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
  • RT @robkroese: I’d get one of those eBook read­ers, but I’d be afraid that if I turned it upside down and shook it, it would erase the book. #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane That is a ter­ri­fy­ing thought. in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @Dar­ren­Humphries That’s one of the rea­sons I love lis­ten­ing to @DRSpodcast. 2 hosts are Texan, the other Cana­dian. Great jabs both ways. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
  • @jkendrick Actu­ally, tech­nol­ogy does fre­quently ter­rify me. My gad­get addic­tion is just to get in good with Skynet. in reply to jkendrick #
  • RT @rstevens: Always bet on pur­ple. #Wes­leySnipesInGalac­tus­The­Movie #
  • @paula­pound­stone You’re being chased by a 20 foot dust bunny? in reply to paula­pound­stone #
  • Tech­ni­cally, a series of stills is stream­ing video, just at a very, very low frame rate. #
  • @Garten­berg Twit­ter is well on its way to becom­ing the Offi­cial Global Hive Mind. in reply to Garten­berg #
  • @crimsonsky76 I’m wait­ing until Macs don’t have displays/​ports. Just trust that Apple knows what you need to get done. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • RT @Nofrendo: The only cure is more cow­bell. RT @Turn­er­Jack­son i got a 103 fever #
  • @robkroese Given that Snow Leop­ard has issues with “sta­ble”, yeah, we Win­dows users will take “sta­ble” as a sell­ing point for Win­dows 7. in reply to robkroese #
  • Last time I got a flu shot, in 06, I had an ana­phy­lac­tic reac­tion that damn near killed me. So I’m tak­ing my chances. #aintafraid­ofnoswine #
  • RT @TheWalnutRoom: There should be a rib­bon for Swine Flu sur­vivors & aware­ness!! maybe like a brown and white ver­ti­cally striped one? #
  • @NotZura I’m not aller­gic to eggs and had suc­cess­ful flu shots before, so I don’t know what did it. Don’t want it again, tho. in reply to NotZura #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane If I was going any­where in the coun­try­side I’d be tak­ing shot­guns. #urban­boyand­proudofit in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @joekeg I might con­sider get­ting a shot to pre­vent BLEEDING EYES DEATH FLU, but swine flu, hey, I like bacon… in reply to joekeg #
  • @NotZura Haven’t we pre­vi­ously unleashed hor­ri­ble things by doing stuff like that? #humansn­ev­er­friggin­learn in reply to NotZura #
  • @joekeg It’s like George Car­lin say­ing no kids in his neigh­bor­hood got polio when he was a kid because they all swam in the East River. in reply to joekeg #
  • Sci­en­tist: Okay, I’ve got this great idea for cur­ing athlete’s foot by cross­ing influenza and ebola. Sane peo­ple: OMG NO GET AWAY FROM THAT #
  • @Daph­neUn It’s under all the gor­ram snow. in reply to Daph­neUn #
  • @jeanet­temarsh @jen­ny­beanses zom­bie erot­ica… shud­der… the pos­si­bil­i­ties of parts going into other parts… in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • RT @paulapoundstone: I was work­ing really hard today, and then it hit me – why is a cow the logo for Elmer’s glue? #
  • RT @micheleboyd: Saw a man­hole cover, drew a chalk arrow point­ing to it and the words ‘Ninja Tur­tles Recruit­ing; Drop resumes here’ #
  • @Cynical_​Woman BRAINBLEACH BRAINBLEACH in reply to Cynical_​Woman #
  • RT @wilw: Hal­loween super­stores are the her­mit crabs of the retail world. #
  • @ange­la­james Depends on whether or not I actu­ally started at the begin­ning. A lot of writ­ers start way before the begin­ning, but not me. in reply to ange­la­james #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane We’re not all ass­hats, but we do have a higher con­cen­tra­tion than the global aver­age. in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • RT @jeanettemarsh: RT @sci­fir­ules Air force Drone gain sen­tience, goes on ram­page #scifi http://bit.ly/GjWg2 #
  • @jen­ny­beanses I’m shoot­ing for 2000 words a day for 10 months to write 7 books in a row. 2k is a hearty word­count. in reply to jen­ny­beanses #
  • @jeanet­temarsh Just real­ized you kiwis are 19 hours ahead of us in Den­ver, but it’s only a 12 hour flight, and then my brain broke. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • @robkroese We’re num­ber one? (ain’t say­ing which camp) #
  • @robkroese How about every­one is free to believe or not in what­ever they want? Hang in there and don’t sweat the wingnuts on either side. in reply to robkroese #
  • @jeanet­temarsh Near as I can tell, y’all are five hours behind us, but tomor­row. Ow. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • @Cynical_​Woman @jeanet­temarsh Helen, when you say “heart­warm­ing”, is there an oven involved? We’re talk­ing zom­bies here. in reply to Cynical_​Woman #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane The edit­ing would go a lot faster if @teemon­ster would just start with the assump­tion that you’re right. in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @kimidreams I got kicked out for feel­ing it at the gym once. Once. in reply to kimidreams #
  • RT @jane_l: biggest threat to author’s liveli­hood? Not piracy. Dwin­dling read­er­ship. Reduced lit­er­acy. Com­pet­ing forms of enter­tai­ment. #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane The head or other points in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @scalzi I’m like that with star­ring arti­cles in Google Reader. I don’t actu­ally have to read all of them, do I? in reply to scalzi #
  • RT @lilithsaintcrow: Broke 50K. It’s an actual BOOK now. My God…I love this part. #
  • @nutzareus I did six years in the Pen­ta­gon. Does that count as haz­ardous enough? in reply to nutzareus #
  • @dceiver Even the dead one? in reply to dceiver #
  • @MikeStack­pole I like the let­ter­ing around the edges too, but sub­tlety has never been the forte of the Glenn Beck crowd. in reply to MikeStack­pole #
  • @CRA1G No, sav­ing shows off a DVR clearly makes you a com­mie ter­ror­ist pirate. in reply to CRA1G #
  • @jchutchins You can help me enhance my bliss by reas­sur­ing me that writ­ing 7 nov­els in 10 months isn’t really an insane com­mit­ment. in reply to jchutchins #
  • @mighty­mur Believe me I know the feel­ing. in reply to mighty­mur #
  • @jkendrick Colour me intrigued (it’s like a pale fuch­sia) in reply to jkendrick #
  • RT @TheKJA: Anti-​science pro­test­ers now claim Grav­ity is a gov­ern­ment con­spir­acy designed to pre­vent com­mon peo­ple from fly­ing. #
  • @jchutchins It’s one of those things I just have to do. 2 trilo­gies and a spin off. By Drag­onCon. Doable w/​2k words EVERY DAY. in reply to jchutchins #
  • @Ras­plundjr All 7 books tell one ginor­mous story, though there is a 100 year gap between 1st and 2nd trilo­gies in reply to Ras­plundjr #
  • @Ras­plundjr And yes, just doing half a mil­lion words of rough draft. in reply to Ras­plundjr #
  • @Ras­plundjr Edits are for after I sober up after Drag­onCon in reply to Ras­plundjr #
  • @TeeMon­ster You know what’s good for an upset stom­ach? Chipo­tle. in reply to TeeMon­ster #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane Yes, SyFy orig­i­nal movies are quite stun­ning in their own way. in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use “i.e.” when pro­vid­ing a spe­cific clar­i­fy­ing exam­ple, and use “e.g.” when ref­er­enc­ing noted actor E.G. Mar­shall. #
  • @jchutchins Just remem­ber that you’re the big shot to those of us just get­ting into this. in reply to jchutchins #
  • RT @Ali_Davis: Para­le­gal Activ­ity #dullesthor­rormovie­sever #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: “Spider-​Man” is the name for the wall-​crawling super-​hero; “Spi­der­man” is the name for my proc­tol­o­gist. #
  • @gina­tra­pani Not cheesy at all. I’m try­ing to con­vince myself of that as I set out to write more than I ever have: 7 nov­els in 10 months. in reply to gina­tra­pani #
  • @rstevens Here’s a pan­creas, a hoagie and a squid. in reply to rstevens #
  • RT @Ali_Davis: When a Stranger Calls, Apol­o­gizes, and Hangs Up #dullesthor­rormovie­sever #
  • (In case y’all hadn’t noticed, @Ali_​Davis is killing it today) #
  • @Cynical_​Woman Karma FTW in reply to Cynical_​Woman #
  • Sup­port #NaNoW­riMo, add a #twib­bon to your avatar now! — http://bit.ly/3DdbZo #
  • @tib­bar­erew I’m gonna go with solar flares. Which you put behind you when your sun gets a blowout at night. in reply to tib­bar­erew #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Refer to him as “Pres­i­dent Obama” when he first appears in an arti­cle, “Soul Brother Num­ber 1″ in sub­se­quent men­tions. in reply to FakeAP­Style­book #
  • @Nobilis I under­stand it’s not an either/​or propo­si­tion with ebooks vs print, but that said, I can’t remem­ber the last time I read paper. in reply to Nobilis #
  • @jen­ny­beanses Virii have no con­sid­er­a­tion for people’s sched­ules! I’m try­ing to ditch this stu­pid sore throat before Mile­HiCon this week­end. in reply to jen­ny­beanses #
  • @Ali_​Davis I would say that depends on con­text. In some fetish cir­cles, cobrand­ing can be very excit­ing. #
  • @Nobilis Two years ago? I still don’t own an eInk device, but I’ve been read­ing ebooks exclu­sively since 1997. First on PDAs, then phones. in reply to Nobilis #
  • @Nobilis That’s as asi­nine as when I used to fore­tell the death of print. The real­ity is always in the mid­dle. in reply to Nobilis #
  • @Nobilis There will always be extrem­ists on both ends, though. He’s on the “new­fan­gled tech will never catch on side”, I’m on the other. in reply to Nobilis #
  • @jeanet­temarsh It’s going to be hard to ask ques­tions at the writ­ing pan­els using only mime. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • @Nobilis Some­one on the inter­net is argu­ing to fit their own pre­con­ceived agenda? I’m shocked and appalled. Or not. in reply to Nobilis #
  • @jeanet­temarsh Really, I’m just try­ing to avoid the white makeup and striped shirt. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • @jeanet­temarsh Oh, so you’ve seen Amer­i­cans’ reac­tion to mime. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you start a sen­tence with an action, place the actor imme­di­ately after or you will anger Chris­t­ian Bale. #
  • GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE! #thati­sall #
  • @feli­ci­a­day So much for watch­ing Hulu, then. There are lots of other places to get that “value” on the inter­net. in reply to feli­ci­a­day #
  • @Nofrendo What tipped me off was when he started rav­ing about “THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL VATICAN” in reply to Nofrendo #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane That’s unusual atten­tion to detail for zom­bies. #thingsIn­ev­er­thoughtId­say in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • RT @Ali_Davis: The Taunt­ing #dullesthor­rormovie­sever #
  • @jchutchins That hap­pens to me sev­eral times a day. Too many things to all try to do at once. in reply to jchutchins #
  • @McCain­Blo­gette Peo­ple just aren’t used to, on either side, some­one who hon­estly speaks her mind. It’s refresh­ing. in reply to McCain­Blo­gette #
  • @litchick77 Can’t imag­ine why. (also can’t believe you didn’t see @tibbarerew’s pro­posal com­ing) in reply to litchick77 #
  • It’s the kind of after­noon for Terri Clark radio on @Pandora. SheDaisy, Car­rie Under­wood Jo Dee Mesina, etc. Ah, the women of coun­try music #
  • @Bsti­Natosi The band or the state of mind? in reply to Bsti­Natosi #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane Don’t get used to it, word is Fox is ready­ing the axe in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @scalzi Noth­ing wrong with that, I’d take Mummy 2 over Schindler any day. in reply to scalzi #
  • @Garten­berg Hmm, Apple’s snarky anti-​Win7 ads won’t play ON THEIR OWN FRICKIN IPHONE. #apple­fail in reply to Garten­berg #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: The noun “Wang Chung” should be cap­i­tal­ized, but not the verb. #
  • RT @QuipsAndTips: If you don’t have time to read, you don’t have the time or the tools to write. — Stephen King #
  • @aslap­inthe­face But a dead bat­tery is surely bet­ter than other dead things in your engine com­part­ment (rac­coon, hooker, Regis Philbin) in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • @jkendrick Saw that in Mobile Tech Manor. King’s On Writ­ing is also my favorite book on the craft. He knows his stuff. in reply to jkendrick #
  • @scottsigler What about stuff that looks like magic, but has a SF expla­na­tion? Immor­tals in my books heal via nan­otech, but don’t know that. in reply to scottsigler #
  • @aslap­inthe­face Depends on the neigh­bor­hood the eggs are from. in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: “Y’all” means “you all” and is accept­able if you are Texan. “Ya’ll” means “you will” and who the hell ever says that? #
  • RT @NotZura: Teacher just said “Boy this is get­ting harder.” Took all I had not to say “Thats what she said!” #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Pithy declar­a­tive state­ments made by David Caruso should be fol­lowed imme­di­ately by “yyyYYYEAH!!!!!” #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: The cor­rect spelling is ‘Mr. T.’ Peo­ple who type out ‘Mis­ter’ are fools to be pitied. #
  • @litchick77 Yup, you’re mar­ry­ing a geek. You can dress him up, but he’s still a geek. in reply to litchick77 #
  • @mws­me­dia The Watusi? in reply to mws­me­dia #
  • RT @rstevens: I’mma let Uni­cron fin­ish, but Galac­tus was the best planet eater of all time. #
  • @Garten­berg Yeah, CBS doesn’t seem to get that clips aren’t really incen­tive to watch the full shows on TV, they’re just annoy­ing. in reply to Garten­berg #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: The phrase “the pen is” should be avoided for the ben­e­fit of lazy, eas­ily shocked read­ers. #
  • RT @dictionarycom: #Scrab­ble Word of the Day — geck: to deride; to scorn; to mock. http://bit.ly/qS6kh #
  • RT @Gartenberg: You want me to pay u Hulu? np. Pls give every sea­son of all shows. Full eps and watch it eas­ily on TV & phone. Deal? #hulu #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Omt ndlss vwls. #
  • @crimsonsky76 I love fly­ing, hate airports/​airlines in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @Red­PenOf­Doom I remem­ber watch­ing the Star Wars Hol­i­day Spe­cial live. Some­times, at night, I can still hear the scream­ing… in reply to Red­PenOf­Doom #
  • @Nofrendo You really must stop smok­ing. in reply to Nofrendo #
  • @aslap­inthe­face I’m sneaky like that? in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • RT @jeanettemarsh: RT @Jere­myC­Shipp I have found that skele­tons hate organ music. #
  • .@mari­aschnei­der A semi­colon is just a colon with a fang, so maybe it is a vam­pire. #
  • @scottsigler “Is it safe?” in reply to scottsigler #
  • RT @sethharwood: Yes, things are chang­ing in pub­lish­ing, but one fact remains: you must make your book good. Wait until it is. Revise. #
  • @CRA1G Or fins in reply to CRA1G #
  • Maybe This Will Make You Feel A Lit­tle Bit Bet­ter http://bit.ly/OFXux #
  • @robkroese If they’re going to make you wear a bib at the den­tists, they should start it off with lob­ster and melted but­ter. in reply to robkroese #
  • @aslap­inthe­face That reminds me. Gotta take those bill­boards down, totally defeats the pur­pose. in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • @pwheeler_​agent Oy veh, it’s bog­gling how deeply peo­ple don’t under­stand ebooks. in reply to pwheeler_​agent #
  • @WriteR­Cas­tle Per­son­ally, I think you should dress up as that guy from “Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.” Y’know, Ryan Reynolds. in reply to WriteR­Cas­tle #
  • @aslap­inthe­face I’ve been all about the snark since before snark was cool. in reply to aslap­inthe­face #
  • @Ali_​Davis Free­bas­ing NyQuil. in reply to Ali_​Davis #
  • @Dar­ren­Humphries Looks angu­lar and ugly to me. Screen on the Droid is nice, though. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
  • RT @scottsigler: Turns out a kid­ney punch is not a refresh­ingly cool bev­er­age. #
  • @Dar­ren­Humphries It doesn’t need to look like a “pol­ished river stone” but if I’m going to pocket some­thing, I don’t want it goug­ing me. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use ‘Scotch’ to refer to the adhe­sive tape or the drink, ‘Scot­tish’ to refer to Starfleet engi­neer Mont­gomery Scott. #
  • @Red­head­Writ­ing Was he on your lawn? in reply to Red­head­Writ­ing #
  • @sunilse­bas­t­ian That depends entirely on how much Scotch you’ve had to drink. in reply to sunilse­bas­t­ian #
  • @mike­mad­den And thus with every broad­cast day Fox News makes itself more and more a joke. in reply to mike­mad­den #
  • @suzzzanna When you start jam­ming to hotel lobby music they look like they want to forcibly remove you, but are afraid of get­ting bit. in reply to suzzzanna #
  • @Philip­pa­Jane Given that we freely “bor­row” from all over the world, I’m curi­ous. What do you con­sider dis­tinctly Amer­i­can food? in reply to Philip­pa­Jane #
  • @Colleen­Lind­say Just think work thoughts until the inter­nets come back. in reply to Colleen­Lind­say #
  • @lilith­saint­crow Ran­dall Munroe is at the very least one of the lesser geek gods. in reply to lilith­saint­crow #
  • @jchutchins Again? in reply to jchutchins #
  • @Ali_​Davis I’ll believe a poor bystander. in reply to Ali_​Davis #
  • Am briefly caught up to real­time on the Twit­ter. Now to get dis­tracted by some­thing else as time keeps on slip­pin slip­pin into the future. #
  • I’ll just come out and say it. Twitter’s tem­po­rally asyn­chro­nous con­ver­sa­tion makes more sense to me than Google Wave. #
  • @scalzi @wilw And then I threw up. in reply to scalzi #
  • @jeanet­temarsh Stop it, kiwi! in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • Reluc­tantly, think I’m going to pass on Mile­HiCon this week­end and instead hide under a blan­ket with some NyQuil. Must be healthy for NaNo. #
  • @jeanet­temarsh See, that’s dou­bly con­fus­ing since we seem to have skipped autumn and gone straight to win­ter in Den­ver. Only one sea­son off. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • For­tu­nately recent exper­i­ments with Boxee and Win­dows Media Cen­ter on my net­book mean I don’t have to leave bed­room unless snacks run out. #
  • @Colleen­Lind­say Aren’t Star­bucks required by law in NYC to be less than 10 blocks apart? in reply to Colleen­Lind­say #
  • @crimsonsky76 Keep talk­ing, Don. You keep remind­ing me why I don’t need an Xbox/​Timesink. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @jeanet­temarsh Well, of course. You’re just about guar­an­teed to spill your drink. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • @jeanet­temarsh I know the feel­ing. Den­ver weather’s always chang­ing cause we’ve got big rocks on 1 side, clear shot 2 Atlantic on the other. in reply to jeanet­temarsh #
  • @crimsonsky76 Get her a con­troller. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 You’ve been mar­ried to her for two decades. Surely you can fig­ure out how to bring out her inner zom­bie fighter. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @Blaque­Saber Third per­son lim­ited. Lim­ited gives you some of the inti­macy of 1st per­son, but the story’s too big for only one POV char­ac­ter. in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • @Blaque­Saber That’s a trick­ier ques­tion. I know it’s straight sci­ence fic­tion, but it will seem more hor­ror or UF w/​out back­story in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • I know the super strong, fast immor­tals in my book are nanotech-​enhanced, but the reader won’t. Does that mat­ter? #
  • @Ste­fer­s­the­Great 1st per­son is the hard­est of the com­mon POVs to write well. Odd that so many new­bies grav­i­tate to it. in reply to Ste­fer­s­the­Great #
  • @Nofrendo What­ever you’re smok­ing to think Yo Gabba Gabba is the best show ever. Stop it. Think of the chil­dren. in reply to Nofrendo #
  • @Ste­fer­s­the­Great You are wise. 1st per­son con­veys an eas­ier tie btwn reader and nar­ra­tor, but is so hard to keep authen­tic. in reply to Ste­fer­s­the­Great #
  • @rstevens No, but it is a late stage muta­tion. in reply to rstevens #
  • @crimsonsky76 As I’m sure you well know, Latin women can be very… per­sua­sive. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @Blaque­Saber It’s 3rd per­son where you’re only privy to one character’s thoughts per scene. Must have scene break to see dif­fer­ent POV. in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • @Blaque­Saber Con­trast to 3rd Objec­tive, where you see no thoughts (screen­play) and 3rd Omni­scient, where you can see anyone’s. in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • @Blaque­Saber No prob­lem. I’ve spent quite a bit of time recently think­ing about POV, so it’s all fresh for me. in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • @Blaque­Saber Yeah, it’s like a screen­play. The nar­ra­tor is just a cam­era show­ing what peo­ple say and do, but there’s no inner mono­logue. in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • @Blaque­Saber 3rd Objec­tive is com­par­a­tively rare. 3rd lim­ited is the “nor­mal” POV for Amer­i­can read­ers, but 3rd Omni is pop­u­lar in EU NZ AU in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • @crimsonsky76 That was emphatic. If it mat­ters that much, what should I do about it? in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @Blaque­Saber Not sure, never read them. in reply to Blaque­Saber #
  • @Nofrendo I pre­fer Faux. As good as Phở, but no calo­ries. in reply to Nofrendo #
  • @del­rayser (try­ing to avoid ask­ing the obvi­ous ques­tion) in reply to del­rayser #
  • @Tere­saKopec Yes, the jan­i­tor can sing, but all who hear him are instantly dri­ven mad. in reply to Tere­saKopec #
  • @crimsonsky76 We find out what the angels and demons really were and why they were immor­tal in book 5 of the series when we meet their maker in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 So I do answer it even­tu­ally. We just don’t learn why the first 3 are really SF, not hor­ror or UF, until later. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 You might want to wait until I’m done with the new ver­sions. I’m (re)writing both trilo­gies and a spin off by Labor Day 2010. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 I plan to be done with the rough draft of BHH Rev­e­la­tion before xmas if you’d like to read it and give me some feed­back. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 I’m rewrit­ing and expand­ing BHH into 3 nov­els: Rev­e­la­tion, Cru­sade and Jihad. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 UC tril­ogy fol­lows with Mis­taken Iden­tity, The Neme­sis War and Uni­fi­ca­tion. Sins of the Moth­ers is a spin off between 5 & 6. in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @crimsonsky76 high praise indeed! in reply to crimsonsky76 #
  • @hadoualex I think I found a way in Rev­e­la­tion to hint at the tech­no­log­i­cal nature of the immor­tals with­out being too obvi­ous. in reply to hadoualex #
  • @hadoualex slower than I’d hoped. Still try­ing to find the right mix of loca­tion and equip­ment in reply to hadoualex #
  • @dgawlik324 Hey, she was in Cas­tle this week… in reply to dgawlik324 #
  • @dgawlik324 Just say, “And then Buffy staked Edward. The end!” in reply to dgawlik324 #
  • @Bsti­Natosi Ah, the Sarah Palin story… in reply to Bsti­Natosi #
  • After sleep­ing off my cold all day yes­ter­day, try­ing to sal­vage some of Mile­HiCon today. #
  • No ser­vice at all in most #Mile­HiCon panel rooms. #ATTFAIL I need my inter­nets, and I’m too cheap to pay the Hyatt Recency $10 for wifi. #
  • RT @rstevens: Busi­ness is where real­ity pins down imag­i­na­tion and they start mak­ing out. #
  • RT @robkroese: The more I hear peo­ple talk about agents and pub­lish­ers, the hap­pier I am that I self-​published. http://mercuryfalls.net #
  • RT @scalzi: Just so you know: Cats don’t like it when you poke them in the mouth mid-​yawn. Doesn’t mean it’s not funny, though. #

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