Twitter Updates for 2009-​06-​12

• @brettq Con­grats! in reply to brettq #
• RT @Lotay “Don’t ever under­es­ti­mate the heart of a cham­pion.” Rudy Tom­janovich #
• Hi, floor! Make me a sand­wich! #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries Actu­ally, a lot of iPhone apps do work like that. It’s very Palm-​like in a lot of ways. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
• After two days off sick, back at the office. Going to be a long week today. #
• @Alli_​Flowers I’m think­ing about it. #square­space looks cool, but I’m not sure I want to make the move yet. #
• RT @anildash: Hop­ing to con­vince CNN that grab­bing Face­book user­names is called “Facesquat­ting” so they’ll to say it on-​air. #
• @Garten­berg I sup­pose that would depend on whether they have a shut­tle­craft. #
• @crimsonsky56 This is why more and more peo­ple jail­break. Apple’s going to kill their golden App Store if they aren’t care­ful. #
• @sdesic Are we to believe com­plete idiots can keep track of 78 rules? #
• @AidaKashya I’m def­i­nitely over-​ambitious with my goals. Y’know, in that I have them. #
• That’s right, peo­ple, I’m com­pul­sively tweet­ing again. “You’re talk­ing about the non­sen­si­cal rav­ings of a lunatic mind…” #
• Okay, so who seri­ously thought Let­ter­man meant Palin’s 14yo daugh­ter instead of Bris­tol? Really? #
• @jchutchins Won­der why I wasn’t approached for the #hot­men cal­en­dar. Other guys may have six packs, but I have a keg! #
• Peo­ple should use the word “swath” more. #
• @crimsonsky56 Don’t make them break out “the loaner.” #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries Peo­ple actu­ally use “whilst” out­side of pre­ten­tious poetry? Is this a Cana­dian thing? #
• @pock­etup That’s not the way I heard it. I think something’s get­ting lost in trans­la­tion some­where. #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries I shim­mied up the flag­pole whilst a horde of ham­sters cut a swath across the quad. #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries We aims to please. #
• @tib­bar­erew Dude, you write short sto­ries. Why isn’t it done already? #
• @tib­bar­erew Hey! I’ve fin­ished chap­ter one on every­thing I’ve writ­ten! Just don’t ask me about chap­ter two. in reply to tib­bar­erew #
• Is it a good thing when the man­ager of another group in IT asks you for your resume? #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries Skill at what, we have no idea. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries “do you have a cur­rent resume? pls update and send to me” We use a lot of IM at my com­pany. #
• If fig­ure they’re either siz­ing me up for a pro­mo­tion, or judg­ing how postal I’m likely to go when they fire me. It is a fri­day, after all. #
• Inter­est­ing: adj. Oh God, oh God, we’re all gonna die #
• Pretty much says it all. http://bit.ly/wXEAL #
• RT @del­rayser Another rea­son not to be a lawyer in Iran: Mousavi v. Ahmahine­jad WAY harder to spell than Bush v. Gore. #
• The Twit­poca­lypse is nearly upon us! Run for your lives! #
• @pock­etup I’m not wor­ried, just try­ing to start a Twit­ter riot. #
• … The Twit­poca­lypse is upon us. #
• Spread­tweet han­dled the Twit­poca­lypse with sneaky grace #
• Any inter­est in my start­ing up a writ­ing pod­cast, or do @mighty­mur and @hol­lylisle have the mar­ket cov­ered? #
• @mark­david­son I keep bounc­ing back and forth between Twitterlator’s fea­tures and Tweetie’s speed. Can’t seem to pick one. #
• @ariel­wald­man Con­grats on your escape! in reply to ariel­wald­man #

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