• “My shoes are too tight, but it doesn’t mat­ter because I have for­got­ten how to dance.” #

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• @litchick77 Josh nail­ing fur­ni­ture to the ceil­ing again? in reply to litchick77 #
• RT @scottsigler: Late nights and dead­lines go together. Like peas and car­rots, but with more cof­fee and sleep depri­va­tion. #
• I know my folks don’t mean any­thing by it, but it’s uncanny how they wait until I try to write some­thing before need­ing my help. #
• Didn’t get ariud to check­ing Twit­ter for most of the day, only to find war, death, and self-​absorbed whin­ing, myself included. #
• Time to back off for a while, tweeps. Maybe the world will regain some sem­b­lence of san­ity while I’m writ­ing. #

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• @crimsonsky56 I love Audi­ble. Espe­cially now that I can lis­ten at 2x speed on my iPhone. in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @Bert­Lata­more I’ve gone the other direc­tion, cut­ting way back on the pod­casts I sync to my iPhone in order to make more time for Audi­ble. in reply to Bert­Lata­more #
• @tib­bar­erew Gen­er­ally speak­ing, women with mul­lets prob­a­bly don’t care if you find them attrac­tive. Just sayin. in reply to tib­bar­erew #
• @MaxGeek We are? in reply to MaxGeek #
• @MaxGeek … Uh… in reply to MaxGeek #
• @Tere­saKopec Why would any­one get into a deathbed in the first place? (via Janeanne Garo­falo) in reply to Tere­saKopec #
• In case any­one was won­der­ing, Blue­tooth teth­er­ing on an iPhone 3G works quite well. http://www.speedtest.net/result/505228804.png #
• @MaxGeek A mul­let of any sort is not, in fact, stylin’. in reply to MaxGeek #
• RT @brianmckim“Those who really, really, really can’t remem­ber the past are con­demned to three-​peat it.” Geo. San­tayanayanayana #
• @book­sand­corsets I feel that way every time I get to the end of my Buffy series box set. in reply to book­sand­corsets #

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• @crimsonsky56 Que? in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @paper­tyger I’ve found Peg­gle and audio­books an irre­sistable com­bi­na­tion on my iPhone. Per­fect for writ­ing avoid­ance. in reply to paper­tyger #
• RT @rstevens: Pi ain’t noth­ing but a num­ber. #
• RT @ColleenLindsay: Michael Jack­son DID have a great zom­bie upris­ing con­tin­gency plan: make the zom­bies dance. #
• @crimsonsky56 A friend of mine has the 3GS, and the cam­era is AMAZING #
• @crimsonsky56 Yay! New iPhone! #
• Writ­ers: When you’ve been away from writ­ing for quite a while, how do you over­come the iner­tia and get started again? #
• @EdHans While I still think we need to tran­si­tion away from fos­sil fuels as soon as pos­si­ble for sus­tain­abil­ity rea­sons, I’m won­der­ing too. #
• @EdHans Yes, but you’re not sup­posed to @ your­self in pub­lic. #
• @brettq I know the feel­ing. I’m try­ing to put together a data­base and it’s been years since I’ve done DB nor­mal­iza­tion. Ow my head… #
• @jchutchins Okay, yeah, I have to agree on that one. A Clock­work Orange 2 was deriv­a­tive and lame. #
• @KevinCTofel You haz cows. #
• This data­base design is sap­ping my will to live. How do you wash off sap? #
• @ddelucia24 I’m givin’ her all she’s got, Cap’n! #
• @ddelucia24 Don’t you threaten us! #
• @brettq Yes, a big chunk of my pain is my own insis­tence that we do this right. #
• @jchutchins And of course, as every­one knows, the penul­ti­mate temp­ta­tion of Christ was a zag­nut bar. #
• @Garten­berg Just to be fair, can we com­plain that “The Piano” didn’t have enough explo­sions and car chases? #
• Expect­ing an action movie to have char­ac­ter devel­op­ment and intri­cate plot is like expect­ing a box­ing match to have a debate. #trans­form­ers #
• @Bert­Lata­more Hmm. Bob Baer tends to freak me out rather than relax me. #
• @Bert­Lata­more It sounds famil­iar, so prob­a­bly. #
• @dgawlik324 HA #
• @crimsonsky56 I think I got it from Audi­ble. I love my (now obso­lete) plan, I get 5 books a month! #
• Damn shame they had to kill that stuffed moose… http://yfrog.com/18ghjsj #

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• Reviews be damned. If you’re a Trans­form­ers fan, this movie rocks. #
• @crimsonsky56 In the words of the ancient Greek philoso­pher David Let­ter­man, “Accept the premise and you’ll enjoy the bit.” in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @Garten­berg The way I see it, Microsoft’s ser­vice packs are about $30 cheaper than Apple’s ser­vice packs. #
• Pay­ing the price this morn­ing for stay­ing out so late to see Trans­form­ers last night. Need bur­rito infu­sion STAT! #
• RIP Far­rah. #
• @Writ­ing­Dad http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/25/obit.fawcett/index.html in reply to Writ­ing­Dad #
• RT @pourme­cof­fee Dick Cheney deliv­ered the first draft of his mem­oirs — 300 pages, all com­pletely redacted. #
• @crimsonsky56 Saw that. Must get @tib­bar­erew on Ever­note so we can have a MaxGeek note­book. in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @litchick77 Coro­ner? That involves peo­ple, but they’re really quiet. in reply to litchick77 #
• @scalzi You mean like that time you got arrested with the llama, a jock strap and choco­late sprin­kles? in reply to scalzi #
• @crimsonsky56 re @mike­cane I think san­ity is a rel­a­tive term… in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• RT @bonniegrrl:Better Off Dead quotes work sus­pi­ciously well w/​2012 trailer.“Do u have any idea what the street value of this moun­tain is?” #
• @crimsonsky56 You need a list of what’s wrong with @tibbarerew? How much time do you have? in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @jchutchins I beg to dif­fer, sir. Trans­form­ers 2 is a won­der­ful movie for hard­core Trans­form­ers fans. in reply to jchutchins #
• @robotech_​master “Any­where is walk­ing dis­tance if you have the time.” — Stephen Wright in reply to robotech_​master #
• RT @gtdguy: Matu­rity is match­ing your effec­tive sim­plic­ity w/​your expand­ing com­plex­ity. #
• @jchutchins And you didn’t appre­ci­ate how they got even lit­tle details like Sideswipe’s arro­gance right? in reply to jchutchins #
• @mlove0723 Yes, I got my bur­rito on. Much bet­ter now. in reply to mlove0723 #
• @crimsonsky56 @mike­cane has me blocked. Turns out he holds a grudge. in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @mato­ci­quala Good Omens FTW! #
• Try­ing to fig­ure out exactly how taste­less I can get with dead celebrity jokes… #
• Try­ing to fig­ure out how to make my avatar sparkle in mem­ory of Michael Jack­son. #
• Michael Jack­son died, and took Twit­ter with him. #
• @paper­tyger Try Peg­gle, by the same peo­ple. #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries Agreed, but a flush, capaca­tive screen is even bet­ter than a flush, resis­tive touch­screen. #
• RT @mol­ly­wood Michael Jack­son and Far­rah Faw­cett on the same day. How sad, and also, RIP, my child­hood. #
• @cterry1974 I am, unchar­ac­ter­is­ti­cally, choos­ing to take the (mostly) high ground. #

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• Test? http://mobypicture.com/?3j8rss #
• @Alli_​Flowers try­ing to find a good way to get audio on Twit­ter in reply to Alli_​Flowers #
• @mcheung01 the biggest rea­son I went with the iPhone is the devel­oper sup­port. The iPhone is where all the cool apps are. in reply to mcheung01 #
• @raygun01 Shownotes show up fine in OS3 for me. in reply to raygun01 #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries North Korea doesn’t have a missle that can reach Japan, much less Hawaii. They’re an annoy­ance, not a threat. in reply to Dar­ren­Humphries #
• @Den­ver­Chan­nel Check out what @MistyMontano’s doing for an exam­ple of how local news can make good use of Twit­ter in reply to Den­ver­Chan­nel #
• RT @bonniegrrl: Klin­gon cra­dle for badass babies! http://bit.ly/voZwi (Thanks @iaincollins!) #startrek @myEN #
• RT @mitchelka: Will you know you’re Borg? /​Does fin­ger know it’s a hand? /​What part are you now? /​#haiku #startrek #
• RT @hodg­man Mr. @john­moe wrote this: “I was most sur­prised when San­ford apol­o­gized for call­ing his son Lam­ont a “dummy” all those years.” #
• @crimsonsky56 Tweet­Deck is writ­ten in Adobe Air, so it runs on pretty much any­thing. (Yes, I’m this far behind on my tweets) #
• @crimsonsky56 Yeah, ASCAP has become the crazy old guy in the cor­ner shak­ing his cane at all the whip­per­snap­pers. #
• @crimsonsky56 It’s not widely known, but he RIAA is Kafka’s great­est cre­ation. #
• The Amer­i­can Vice Pres­i­dent #unnec­es­sary­se­quels #
• @crimsonsky56 Accord­ing to Bill Maher, the Dems are the new Repub­li­cans, a cen­ter right party. Lib­er­als like me have no party. #

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• @chrishar­rop Not free, but CEOs used to make 10-​20x their low­est paid worker’s wage. Now they make more than 400x as much. in reply to chrishar­rop #
• Back 2 Tweetie and lov­ing the speed (while wait­ing 4 Tweet­Deck 2 get sta­ble). Won­der­ing how long before I run back 2 Twit­te­la­tor 4 fea­tures. #
• @chrishar­rop per­son­ally I think CEO pay should be directly tied to year over year stock price. Com­pany loses money, no golden para­chutes. in reply to chrishar­rop #
• Dis­ap­pointed in tech­nol­ogy this morn­ing #
• Child of the 70s: Saw two motor­cy­cle cops rid­ing side by side on big cruis­ers and now I have a CHiPs theme song ear­worm. #
• RT @pourmecoffee: BREAKING. Sarah Palin can see Mark San­ford from her win­dow — wait, never mind, it’s a bear. #
• Happy birth­day @josh­whe­don (if that really is you, Joss)! #
• @znh For turn by turn direc­tions, a com­pass allows the phone to know where you’re headed even if you’re not mov­ing. #
• Blue elf needs nap! Badly! #
• @crimsonsky56 Vlingo’s voice recog­ni­tion proved sur­pris­ingly accu­rate. Good way to add voice con­trol to non 3GS. And free, so what the heck. #
• @jchutchins Bat­man Begins #
• @ana­mariecox I think the Inter­nets thing has been a run­ning ironic joke for so long it actu­ally became a word. I say it myself. #
• @the­great­mis­sjj Per­haps some­one should bring you some sorts. #
• @del­rayser Well some­times they don’t take… #
• @ana­mariecox Not log­i­cal? He’s going full on Vul­can on them? #
• @crimsonsky56 What do you see as the key advan­tages of OSX over Win­dows 7? Assum­ing same hard­ware. #
• @jchutchins Aliens #
• @crimsonsky56 Inter­est­ing. I’ve used Expose clones for Win­dows, but find Aero Peek in the taskbar eas­ier to use. #
• @crimsonsky56 And while OSX doesn’t have a reg­istry, it has a sim­i­lar mess of pref­er­ences and Unix set­tings. #
• @crimsonsky56 So if we’ve achieved par­ity in desk­top OSes, what will geeks fight about? #
• @del­rayser But does any­body put Helen in a cor­ner? #
• @crimsonsky56 Not com­pletely opti­mized bat­tery life is to be expected in pre-​release soft­ware. #
• Up to 599 notes still tagged “Read­ing Mate­r­ial” in @evernote. (After read­ing, I retag them.) Some­body find me more hours per day. #
• @crimsonsky56 NEVER! I must be informed! Or at least have the option to be informed! #
• @crimsonsky56 And only 187 notes are from the last seven days. Any­thing older than that is strictly optional. #
• @crimsonsky56 You say “addicted to infor­ma­tion” like it’s a bad thing… #
• @crimsonsky56 So you use some­one else’s devices? #
• @crimsonsky56 My life, is, in fact, ridicu­lously my own. It’s nice. #
• @bon­niegrrl @rstevens What really makes the corset-​wearing, pack­ing salmon insid­i­ous is their green ball point pens. #
• RT @paula­pound­stone I was up late watch­ing Dirty Dozen bc I wanted to show my son that when u don’t bathe reg­u­larly Telly Savalas acts out. #
• @crimsonsky56 I burned most of my Win­dows 7 ISOs to DVD with Win­dows 7. Works great. #
• Stop! Bur­rito time! #
• @crimsonsky56 Well, I did grow up in Hous­ton, where Tex-​Mex is a way of life. As the seal to the Eskimo, the bur­rito is sacred to me. in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @caitkitt I had a cage fight with a ninja once. Pantsed him. #
• @RobT43 I have dark ques­tions about eReader for iPhone 3.0, mostly around in-​app pur­chase. #
• @crimsonsky56 I’ve found that the world has changed and tra­di­tional PIM apps aren’t as vital as they used to be. #
• @crimsons@crimsonsky56 Facebook/​Twitter have sub­sumed Con­tacts. My cal­en­dar & tasks are mixed in with my email & notes. It’s all cloud now. #
• The iPhone and Pre are phones for a post-​PIM par­a­digm. #
• @crimsonsky56 Maybe I’m “spe­cial”, but alarms on tasks don’t mat­ter to me any­more. My life is too fluid for that kind of plan­ning. #
• @crimsonsky56 We need to get the WOYPers on teh Twit­ter #
• @unwired­ben Inter­est­ing per­spec­tive. I think we’re prob­a­bly in agree­ment in every­thing but terms. #
• @unwired­ben I see the Pre as beyond the sim­ple Palm Pilot PIM apps. It encom­passes so much more. #
• @unwired­ben But even the Pre isn’t cen­tered on Con­tacts and Cal­en­dar like the Pilot/​Treo was. #
• @crimsonsky56 What do you need on the iPhone that Cal­en­dar (synced to Google) and Ever­note (set up for GTD) don’t do? #
• @crimsonsky56 Keep­ing in mind GTD rules, ie any­thing time-​specific goes on cal­en­dar, not tasklist, etc. #
• @crimsonsky56 You might want to take another look at http://bit.ly/bmEwX #
• @crimsonsky56 Try start­ing with Leo’s Zen to Done method. Same ideas, sim­pli­fied. http://bit.ly/g3Bn #
• Quoth Die Flie­der­maus: “The look… is key.” #
• My brain is redlin­ing, lead­ing me into a cas­cade of com­pletely undi­rected anx­i­ety. Yay! #
• @litchick77 As you gaze into the Andover, gazes also the Andover into you. #
• Must… Slow… Neural… Fir­ing… #
• @MaxGeek Throw her in the lava pit! Or bed. #
• @crimsonsky56 Usu­ally my Paxil keeps the anx­i­ety well under con­trol. It only sur­faces when my brain is mov­ing too fast. Meep! #
• @jame­sus I’m gonna have to go with Botox. #
• @Alli_​Flowers That is, with­out a doubt, the most twisted pun this week. Brava. #
• @jame­sus Depends on what they’re bak­ing. “Spe­cial” brown­ies are a real crowd pleaser. #
• @litchick77 Ah, so your ver­sion of High­lands Ranch here in Den­ver. Excel­lent! (ask @tib­bar­erew) in reply to litchick77 #
• @Tere­saKopec “Why put on pants at all…” A ques­tion that vexes me every day. #
• 33 arti­cles clipped for read­ing just today in @evernote. Maybe I should block out time to read them… #
• @hodg­man The Com­pletely Sta­tion­ary Stones #cool­bands­made­un­cool #
• @dgawlik324 Yeah, noticed that when I hit her IMDB page after see­ing the trailer for GI Joe. Inter­nets FTW! #
• .@crimsonsky56 Tak­ing another look at Pocket Infor­mant for iPhone myself. #
• Hey, my iPhone with 3.0 won’t let me down­load a pod­cast over 10MB over cel­lu­lar! I thought that restric­tion was lifted in 3.0. What gives? #
• @crimsonsky56 Push alerts for cal­en­dar and task will come with PI updated for 3.0. #
• RT @pogue 2 iPhone apps avail­able that give turn-​by-​turn GPS. But both are $10 a MONTH! Hint: GPS does not stand for Greedy Profit-​Sucking! #
• @crimsonsky56 The cloud is mother. The cloud is father. #
• @crimsonsky56 RIM’s prob­lem is every­thing going through their NOC, sin­gle point of fail­ure. Bad idea. #
• @crimsonsky56 xGPS is a well-​regarded turn by turn GPS for free if you have a jail­bro­ken iPhone. #
• @crimsonsky56 I have RedSn0w on my PC at home, could jail­break, but not sure it’s worth it. I could mul­ti­task, but not impres­sive in 128MB. #
• @crimsonsky56 That’s why I’m lean­ing to not jail­break­ing. Other than mul­ti­task­ing, every­thing I jail­broke for I have in OS 3.0. in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @crimsonsky56 I’ve found that full text feeds the way to go. If I can’t read the post in my reader, I don’t. #
• OMG mas­sive LOTRO patch no gam­ing for me. I haz a sad. #

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• @joekeg LEGO FTW in reply to joekeg #
• @RobT43 Not entirely sure I’ll jail­break 3.0. Only thing miss­ing is Back­grounder, and not sure how effec­tive that really is on 128MB device. in reply to RobT43 #
• RT @rstevens I never fought a mummy before, but this sit­u­a­tion is unrav­el­ing rapidly. #
• Just saw a golden eagle take off from a tree in my front yard. I do not live in a rural area. #
• @tib­bar­erew See, if you had VOIP phones, now would be the per­fect time to work out, since your users can’t call or email you. #
• @MaxGeek DEATH TO DRM!!! #
• @Dar­ren­Humphries Because who­ever has the most fol­low­ers wins, duh. It’s like you don’t even remem­ber high school. #
• So unbe­liev­ably tired this morn­ing. And bruised both palms mow­ing the lawn yes­ter­day. Damn man­ual labor. #
• @crimsonsky56 beep #
• @crimsonsky56 See, your sad lit­tle skinks can’t eat my cats. The eagle can. #
• @crimsonsky56 How’d you know I was going to Chipo­tle for lunch? #
• @scottsigler I have that same reac­tion from my local Chipo­tle. #
• @RobT43 Basic, no frills Gmail. And con­trary to some reports, I’ve not noticed Gmail IMAP as sup­port­ing push on 3.0. #
• @Kim­ber­lyKaye Of course San­ford is going to run in 2012. Why do you think he tried to appease the hard right by refus­ing stim money? #
• @Kim­ber­lyKaye That said, Stan­ford doesn’t stand a chance in 2012. He, Jin­dal and Palin should start a book club. #
• @RobT43 OMG! What are your job search plans? Need any help? I’m a great resume doc­tor. #
• @aswinn Hmmm, I have noticed my word­count seems inversely pro­por­tional to my tweet­count. #
• @veg­head­jones But in a good way, right? Inad­ver­tantly awe­some? #
• @Rafe Grody? Really? #
• @ever­note When is the Win­dows ver­sion update com­ing out? #
• @ever­note Also, explain why the iPhone 3.0 ver­sion is so awe­some #
• RT @MaxGeek Apple sells over a mil­lion iPhone 3GSes in 3 days. Palm has sold 400-​600k Pres in 3 weeks. #
• @pock­etup Work­ing on that… #
• @Colleen­Lind­say I hated Holden Caulfield when I was a teenager and I still think he’s whiney yelp. #
• RT @delrayser Two trains have col­lided on the DC Metro’s Red Line. Reports are that it’s a “mass casu­al­ity event.” http://is.gd/19A1s #
• @hkirvin Please tell me you weren’t on one of those trains. #
• RT @squarespace: GIVEAWAY UPDATE: Only one sin­gle #square­space tweet from here on out = entered for­ever. http://bit.ly/1a8gCl. Thanks! #
• @Kim­ber­lyKaye Did your account get hijacked? #
• @TheAu­thorGuy Maybe your iPhone knows some­thing you don’t. #
• @the_​wordgirl Sorry to hear that. I’d like to say that all we males aren’t that annoy­ing, but I have no way to back that up. #
• @tib­bar­erew I told you about #square­space, didn’t I? #
• Excel tweeps: is there way to set a cell as null, so that it doesn’t get aver­aged with the rest of a range? #
• @cterry1974 You just did. You just have to tweet the #sqau­re­space hash­tag #
• @MaxGeek Those who on the fence have fen­ce­post up their… #
• @sunilse­bas­t­ian I’m try­ing to clear the cell con­di­tion­ally. Some­times it’s counted in the aver­age, some­times not, depend­ing on chkbx else­whr #
• Thank you Excel wiz­ards. For future ref­er­ence, you can force a cell to a null value by set­ting it to “” #
• @cterry1974 Except that unlike me, you have to spell it cor­rectly. Al Vocado. in reply to cterry1974 #
• @hkirvin Well, glad to hear you’re alive, any­way. #
• @chrishar­rop Ah, but the Amer­i­can Rev­o­lu­tion would have failed with­out mil­i­tary sup­port from France. in reply to chrishar­rop #
• @chrishar­rop I’m all in favor of assist­ing Iran­ian peo­ple if asked, but we can’t “give” democ­racy to them. See: Iraq, Afghanistan in reply to chrishar­rop #

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• @crimsonsky56 Don seri­ously, get the Jabra BT3030. BT mod­ule that let’s you use any 3.5mm head­phones, adds mic. in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @chrisol­droyd Con­grats! in reply to chrisol­droyd #
• RT @EdHans Silence is golden, but duct tape is sil­ver. #
• @jchutchins Every­one has a crush on Flo. in reply to jchutchins #
• In mem­ory of Neda, will lis­ten to Roger Waters’s “Watch­ing TV” today #
• Await­ing my break­fast bur­rito at a local Greek-​Mexican place. #
• RT @scalzi There is a day in every man’s life when he real­izes a tight t-​shirt is not wise. This day is usu­ally two years after the fact. #
• @crimsonsky56 You say that like there’s some­thing wrong with a green chile giro… in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @back­lon I’m going with iPhone 3G ii in reply to back­lon #

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• @zaibatsu arrrrr, Reg in reply to zaibatsu #
• @RobT43 Want Quick­Pwn for Win­dows! in reply to RobT43 #
• love this bumper sticker http://yfrog.com/5awumlj #
• @dgawlik324 A friend of mine learned to drive on the Auto­bahn. She ter­ri­fies us. in reply to dgawlik324 #
• RT @don­dren­non Fox News, 33 AD: “Nazarene ter­ror­ist destroys liveli­hoods of Tem­ple entre­pre­neurs. Will Pilate turn the other cheek?” #
• @David737 The green avatars are sol­i­dar­ity with Iran­ian pro­test­ers. in reply to David737 #
• @Dominic­Scott I know exactly where Iran is on a map. Right between Iraq and Afghanistan, and I’d rather that not become one solid war zone. in reply to Dominic­Scott #
• RT @scalzi I just did the Kessel Run in 10.5 par­secs! Han Solo can kiss my ass. #
• RT @del­rayser WHOA. Is this the tip­ping point? RT @AnnCurry: Mousavi report­edly say­ing, “I am ready for Mar­tyr­dom.” #
• @Lotay Depends on who you ask… in reply to Lotay #
• @crimsonsky56 But all things Apple are sup­posed to be easy! in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @crimsonsky56 I’ve had pretty good luck with them, but it trou­bles me how many con­sider AT&T to be the iphone’s weak link. in reply to crimsonsky56 #
• @Mar­ket­ingTwins No, I’d rather have a face­less insur­ance com­pany tell me what med­ical care I can and can’t have. in reply to Mar­ket­ingTwins #
• RT @TheAu­thorGuy Steve Jobs had liver trans­plant. Glad he finally acknowl­edged the value of cut and paste. #

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