Dear Repub­li­cans and/​or conservatives,

I don’t know how to break this to you, since you obvi­ously haven’t fig­ured it out your­selves yet, but it’s start­ing to become a prob­lem. So here it goes.

You lost.

Last Novem­ber, the Amer­i­can peo­ple took a good hard look at where your ideas and poli­cies have taken us, and decided, as they say in show­biz, “to go a dif­fer­ent way.” It’s not that we didn’t under­stand your posi­tion, it’s just that, well, we’re just not that into you.

I know it hurts. I know you’re used to throw­ing your weight around and get­ting your way. But that’s just not going to hap­pen any­more. Democ­rats, lib­er­als and other folks you’ve spent the last three decades demo­niz­ing are call­ing the shots now. It’s over.

It didn’t have to be like this. Pres­i­dent Obama (gee, I just love say­ing that) and the rest of the Demo­c­ra­tic lead­er­ship tried to reach across the aisle. They asked for your input into how we should go about fix­ing the mess you put us in. We tried, so very hard, to be not bipar­ti­san, but post–par­ti­san. We wanted your help.

What we got instead was a bunch of petu­lant prima don­nas stomp­ing their feet, hold­ing their breath and shout­ing “NO!” at the top of their lungs at any­thing and every­thing. In the great­est cri­sis most Amer­i­cans have seen in their life­times, Repub­li­cans have opted to act like three-​year-​olds. Well, that’s your call.

But here’s how it’s going to go down. We’re going to fix this coun­try with or with­out you. We’re going to do what’s nec­es­sary, even if it’s not pop­u­lar. We’re going to raise taxes to pay for nec­es­sary infra­struc­ture. We’re going to spend tax­payer money to cre­ate jobs. We’re going to nego­ti­ate with other coun­tries rather than just wav­ing bombs at them. And we’re going to see if just maybe you cre­ate fewer ter­ror­ists by build­ing schools than by blow­ing them up.

And as we do this, you will have no input and no choice. This is entirely your own doing. We asked for your input, and the only thing you offered was the same tired and thor­oughly dis­cred­ited ideas that got us into this mess in the first place. Let me be very clear. Neo­con ide­ol­ogy, of pros­per­ity through tax cuts for the rich and peace through bel­liger­ent nation­al­ism, is has been proven just as wrong as the flat Earth the­ory. We don’t believe the sun revolves around the Earth, and we don’t believe in Reaganomics. The extreme ver­sion of con­ser­vatism espoused by the Repub­li­can party has been proven to be wrong. It sim­ply doesn’t work. So we’re not going to do that anymore.

And as long as that’s all you’re will­ing to bring to the table, you will remain in exile, ignored and irrel­e­vant. If we have to, we’ll start forc­ing you to actu­ally fil­i­buster the bills you want to force to 60 votes and show the Amer­i­cans you sup­pos­edly rep­re­sent how you’re try­ing to hurt them for your own polit­i­cal gain. It’s sad, but it’s your own deci­sion. When you’re will­ing to act like adults and have a seri­ous dis­cus­sion about our seri­ous prob­lems, we’ll be here. But we’re not hold­ing our breath.