From texts between me and my Maximum Geek cohort Josh Curry today:
me: SF Gate is calling it. 95% reporting, 52 – 48 for banning gay marriage in CA. Damn.
me: THEY WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF GEORGE TAKEI (oh, my…)
josh: wow that sucks
me: Frickin’ haters. We have a lot of work to do.
josh: Yes, we do.
josh: Luckily we have the ghostly form of Abe Vigoda to guide us.
me: All hail the Fish.
josh: For he is mighty.
me: Not as mighty, though, as Mrs. Fish.
josh: tru dat homeboy
We really do a have a lot of work to do. The younger generation must learn of Barney Miller. And we need to legalize gay marriage, too.
I say we push for a ballot amendment outlawing marriage for evangelical christians and mormons.
Nah, I say give them what they want. If they want to enforce their morality on everyone else, they should have to live by it too.
Outlaw divorce.